September 27, 2011

Yup the drug war is all about harm reduction. /sarcasm


The media seems to be a little confused. In fact, the media is down right flaccid in it's attempts to clarify their confusion. It seems to have forgotten that some terms can be fed to them from the bursting tit of a succulent propaganda machine.

I'll try to clear things up for them.

'K2', 'Spice', "Fire and Ice', 'What the hell they are calling it now in the papers' is not marijuana. It's not "synthetic" marijuana. It has nothing to DO with marijuana other then one similar mode of consumption. Smoking.  Oh and there are some dried plants of some kind involved. Maybe.
"You expect us journalists to actually follow up and find out what we are writing about? We don't get paid enough for that shit."
You know, calling this stuff synthetic marijuana is a bit like saying moonshine is synthetic water, or synthetic wine. Or hell, wine is synthetic grape juice. Or the other way around? Whatever.

The substances that are grouped under the misnomer of "synthetic marijuana" are a combination of unknown, varied, and unregulated drugs, herbs, and other ingredients. It's a bit like the wild west. In fact this situation reminds me of what the snake oil and traveling "medicine men" of old used to do and how they went about making their buck. And THAT reminds me of something important. And it's something that often gets lost in the noise of Drug War battles. It's the role of the FDA in this whole mess.

The FDA was created for real and beneficial reasons.While the FDA has many detractors these days it once had a job to do but now it has been hijacked

The FDA should go back to doing its job instead of towing the line of the absurd and society warping Drug War policies. The job is (was) to regulate the production of food and drug items with the safety of the consumer in mind. One of the aims was to provide the consumer with true information about products by way of testing, labeling, and standards. I think that information is one of the most important keys to harm reduction and consumer protection. We should be able to read helpful and lucid facts on a product, like, for example:
"K2 has X, Y, Z ingredients in N amounts. The possible effects are A, B, and C. Users with the following L, M, N, conditions and taking the following O, P medications shouldn't use it. It also tastes like puppies."

Why is this so difficult? Is it cost? Frankly it doesn't matter if it is. The FDA itself needs to be overhauled. I'll repeat myself, the FDA has been hijacked by political and social agendas. And also by corporate interests, but that's another post but they are not so separate of subjects.

Ask yourself, what is really beneficial to consumers? Information or fear and panic stories like the one I've linked to? Regulation or an ever expanding illicit black market soup? Why is true harm reduction and consumer protection such foreign concepts in the US? Why is it that when harm reduction is brought up it's coated in lip-service platitudes and insulting "won't somebody think of the children!?" triteness, instead of real action that would in fact reduce harm? Why does it always have to be the same pitchfork villager chant of "Ban Ban Ban!"

.... Is it because it's all worked so well, so far?

July 7, 2011

Carpets of grass

Today's quick lesson in economics and home ownership.

It is not OK to have nicely arranged planters growing food. You will be accused of bringing property values down. It also might get you some jail time.

It is OK to have chemically sustained lawns cut by teams of migrant workers. This will bring property values up and will probably win you some sort of "Best Yard of the Month" award. Yay!

June 3, 2011

File under: How life should be.

Regarding the opinion that women need to cover up, be hidden away, be chaperoned because allegedly (and insultingly) men can't control their urges.

Simply put, if you can't control your dick, you don't deserve to have one.

May 27, 2011

The horn of plenty squatting under the sword of Damocles.

The demand for their products is so great that Haber-Bosch plants today consume 1 percent of all the energy on earth, and the largest factories produce so much ammonia that is has to be transported in pipelines [...]. This huge, almost invisible industry is feeding the world. Without these plants, somewhere between two billion and three billion people - about 40 percent of the world's population - would starve to death. [...] Half the nitrogen in your blood, your skin and hair, your proteins and DNA, is synthetic.
- Hager, Thomas (2008). The Alchemy of Air: a Jewish genius, a doomed tycoon, and the scientific discovery that fed the world but fueled the rise of Hitler. New York, NY: Three Rivers Press.

We are artificial beings living on an artificial planet. Every so often I'll read something that widens my view of our world and contributes to my understanding of why things are and how things came to be. Something that jars my mindset in such a way that I feel the world shift slightly and resettle. A strangers words acknowledging and confirming that hunch or that whisper of a feeling which had previously rattled about my brain. Bugging me like a mosquito.

This short, sweet, and easy read was just such a thing.

March 24, 2011

Ghost in the machine.

Regarding our investigation from the Bank & the Nigerian Police Force (N.P.F) inconjunction with the Economic Financial Crime Commission (E.F.C.C) we are now verifying by contacting your email address as we have in our Bank records before we can Make the transfer into his account and for us to conclude with confirmation if you are dead or not.


I would like to confirm to the NPF that I am in fact dead, or not. I get confused.

March 16, 2011

I ♥ phishing.

CONGRATULATONS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AS YOU SPENDS YOUR GREAT FORTUNE!

It's like that's just begging to be put on a t-shirt, or in a fortune cookie.